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The All-Knowing Clairvoyant Hamster Foresees Ominous Events in Your Future

The All-Knowing Clairvoyant Hamster Foresees Ominous Events in Your Future

FEBRUARY 23, 2011 by NOT THAT MIKE THE OTHER MIKE

Yes… Yes, I’m getting an image now: I see a stranger, a tall man in a trench coat and clown shoes… there is a car chase, many explosions and a sequel… Some Baptists are tap dancing; in the clicking of their heels there is a coded message: “Don’t… trust… the…” I… I cannot continue without sunflower seeds…


His name is Nacho, says SimonSays.

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